Priorities @ tender age of 27

Life changed, from being a s...l...o...w drama to a fast-paced thriller. How? That's beyond me. Till last week I was a normal boy, for God's sake, normal. Getting a good girlfriend was my top priority! My dreams were all about getting a good job and a big car and going on a long drive with this girl, blowing her mind away. But as destiny would have it, here I am, fighting a formidable enemy, waiting for the inevitable but at a much tender age than I thought. Its coming on too soon for me. Its a losing battle, but I am determined to fight till the last breath. I won't let hair-fall control my life. I will control it no matter what it takes. After all, hair trumps a good job and a big car. The basic law of life: 

No Hair = No Girlfriend

 I am not a stud that can beat this rule. Just hold on dear hair, atleast for a few more years, atleast till marriage.

Growing up has its disadvantages I guess. I left my first job primarily because of hair-fall. The location had polluted water supply. You see, how important hair are for me. Now almost four years later, the monster has emerged from the deep underground again. I blame Delhi for this. Its poisonous. Polluted air, water, food...everything. Have been sick throughout this year. Hazardous shampoos, conditioners and weird hair-oils added icing to the cake. I am now done with using these and also left-over family shampoos and conditioners. No more!

In this darkness, all is still not lost. God has His own ways. He sent a fairy to me, one with long lovely tresses. She suggested using Coconut oil and steamed towels. I would have laughed had it been any other day, but today, I am willing to go to any lengths. So I am starting this new hair-care regimen with great hopes and determination. No offense to anyone, but a friend once told me that there are only three kinds of people in this world: Men, women and bald people. I want to remain a man. That's the top priority.